Jet Blue gift certificates

I'm going to New York for the weekend to party, vicariously take part in Fashion Week, and eat good food. I'm going courtesy of my Aunt Sreela, who gave me a Jet Blue gift certificate for my birthday last year. It's a great present.

Jet Blue is the absolute best. It's so comfortable and I never get sick on the plane because it doesn't smell like disgusting hot food. I once sat accidentally behind multi-millionaire/Red Sox owner/Theo Epstein knower Tom Werner on a Jet Blue flight from New York to Long Beach. He told me he liked the t.v.s on Jet Blue and that's why he flew it instead of his private jet (which I guess doesn't have a t.v. in it? Weird). He spent the whole flight watching a "What Not to Wear" marathon.

I once also had a horrible UTI on Jet Blue and was in excruciating pain, and the stewardess offered me some of her Oxycontin! That's service!

Price: whatever you want. Jetblue flights can be as cheap as $50 one-way Boston to New York (even around the holidays!)