DC, someone I wish I could buy

Danny just dropped me off after an extremely fun afternoon and evening of Christmas shopping. He had a 30% Friends & Family discount to Banana Republic and The Gap and invited me to share it with him. He's so generous of spirit. (He also invited Vali along, who hates shopping and kind of wanders around stores with a grimace on his face looking helpless and put-upon. God, I hate him so much.)

Danny was also receptive to clothing suggestions. Which is why Danny looks really hot most of time. He bought this tie (which I also bought for my brother) which looks good on basically any dress shirt. It's dark slate grey with a kind of very subtle shimmeryness to it. Not gay! Hot and Daniel Craigish (another hot "Danny").



I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I got these completely sick rhinestone thong sandals at Banana Republic which are totally Beyonce-in-St.Tropez - but at a fraction of the price of Miu Miu, which they are knocking off.



Danny also bought this fine sweater from the Gap.

The Gap! It's very Marc Jacobs (college stripes in wool but whimsical cute colors, you know?) but it's not exorbitant.

Then Danny and I drove to KTown for soon-tofu at the Beverly Tofu House and he advised me how to text message people in a sexy way. Apparently the secret is being concise. Concise is the sexiest thing you can be. Less is more. How very DC, huh?

Price: to own Danny, Sotheby's estimates aprox. $1,000,000,000 plus you must listen to cool music, have good taste in comedy, and not be a fucking loser