Deep Sea Combs, Sea Horse

Lots of babies appearing out of nowhere these days.



I read somewhere sports blogger Ken Tremendous has a new adorable red-haired(!) baby. Apparently Mrs. Tremendous found the baby in the kitchen sink when she was getting a glass of milk in the middle of the night. She was startled by a quiet babbling (in baby talk - barely comprehensible) about The Wire and the Red Sox. I hear they are very happy with the infant. The lovely Angela Kinsey is also expecting.

The nascent hair on a baby's head is one of the cuter things God has provided us to look at. There's barely any of it, and it's softer than basically anything. (A good Cruella Deville type villain in a cartoon movie would insist on long sweaters made of baby's hair, I think. Cruella: "I won't be satisfied until every baby in this town has their head shaved and I have that hair in my clutches!!" Actually, *I* want that sweater!).

I guess when babies get older, their hair needs to be combed, or it's gets unruly and people think your baby was raised in the wild. I get it. People need to make sure their babies look reasonably kempt, right?

Hey, new parents! Try this ridiculously cute Sea Horse comb. Look, the fact of the matter is, nothing is going to be as cute as the kid, but this comb is a nice little accessory for the child.

Good for: Tots. Peter Pan. Old dames with thin hair with a sense of humor.

Price: $12
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