Thursday, May 24, 2007

Provigil

Boy, won't it be great when you can take a pill instead of sleeping, and you'll feel totally refreshed and alert, with no unpleasant side-effects? Man, I can't wait for that hypothetical future time. What's that, you say? That pill exists RIGHT NOW? And it's available to anyone who's willing to visit an unscrupulous doctor and claim to have narcolepsy? But surely this pill has a totally un-Aldous Huxley-an name. What's that, you counter? It's got a wicked Huxley-an name, Provigil? Okay, okay. But surely this pill is not prescribed by any official organizations whose opinions I can trust. Come again? It's prescribed for fighter pilots by the US military, the most trustworthy organization ever? Gee this sounds pretty good so far. But a pill this great is probably really jagged and pointy in shape, like a brittle sea star washed up on the rocks and dried in the sun.

WRONG. IT'S PILL-SHAPED.

2 Comments:

Blogger mindy ephron said...

This seems totally awesome and completely illegal. Will you comment??

Oh, are these those pills you and carolinehope buy from Asia? Or is that something else?

5:35 PM  
Blogger cijl said...

it's a prescription drug. lots of la doctors will prescribe it for you. totally legal, though sketchy as hell.

i get the real thing, i think caroline got fake mexican ones made of strychnine.

1:24 PM  

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