Snyders Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel gift tin
Nobody doesn't like Justin Timberlake.
And nobody doesn't like Snyders Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel bites. These are all major truths, y'all. It's important. Listen up.
You've all had these right? Oh, please readers, say you have.
You know how Pringles says "You can't eat just one!"? Well, that's true for Pringles; they are damn good. But usually you won't eat an entire box of Pringles, then like, run out to buy another box. Here's the thing: the Snyder's slogan should be "Cut it out, you fucking pig. You're a disgrace.", they are so fucking delicious. They are my absolute favorite savory junk food.
They're little pretzel nuggets covered in sweet bright yellow powder. That sounds revolting, I know. But the powder is like crazy magic God powder which is both sweet and salty and oniony and each nugget is like a little explosion in your mouth of yummy crunchy deliciousness.
What's extra awesome about these is that they don't sell them, like everywhere, like Pringles or Doritos. They appear in strange convenience marts or gas stations unexpectedly, so it's fun and exciting when you find them.
My dad is a ridiculous salty-snacker. It's the worst ever, because he's kind of skinny too, and no one else in my family can copy his snacky patterns because it'd wreck us. He loves these too, so I recently bought him a gift tin(!) of them from snydersofhanover.com.
Yep! You can order a gift tin basket thingy full of these fuckers. It's a great, great gift.
Good for: congratulations gifts for friends, dads, bros, uncles, writing staffs of comedy shows. I bet girlfriends would be annoyed with a gift like this though.
Price: $24.99(!!!) at snydersofhanover.com
And nobody doesn't like Snyders Honey Mustard and Onion Pretzel bites. These are all major truths, y'all. It's important. Listen up.
You've all had these right? Oh, please readers, say you have.
You know how Pringles says "You can't eat just one!"? Well, that's true for Pringles; they are damn good. But usually you won't eat an entire box of Pringles, then like, run out to buy another box. Here's the thing: the Snyder's slogan should be "Cut it out, you fucking pig. You're a disgrace.", they are so fucking delicious. They are my absolute favorite savory junk food.
They're little pretzel nuggets covered in sweet bright yellow powder. That sounds revolting, I know. But the powder is like crazy magic God powder which is both sweet and salty and oniony and each nugget is like a little explosion in your mouth of yummy crunchy deliciousness.
What's extra awesome about these is that they don't sell them, like everywhere, like Pringles or Doritos. They appear in strange convenience marts or gas stations unexpectedly, so it's fun and exciting when you find them.
My dad is a ridiculous salty-snacker. It's the worst ever, because he's kind of skinny too, and no one else in my family can copy his snacky patterns because it'd wreck us. He loves these too, so I recently bought him a gift tin(!) of them from snydersofhanover.com.
Yep! You can order a gift tin basket thingy full of these fuckers. It's a great, great gift.
Good for: congratulations gifts for friends, dads, bros, uncles, writing staffs of comedy shows. I bet girlfriends would be annoyed with a gift like this though.
Price: $24.99(!!!) at snydersofhanover.com
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